Topic: A test for the shudders!!
etihn's photo
Sat 02/28/09 11:48 AM
Edited by etihn on Sat 02/28/09 11:49 AM
Ok below are sets of question with multiple answers, and you must select one answer from each question.

While you select your answer you are requested to be monitored by an independent witness, who will note down every time you shudder. At the end of the test your shudders will be calculated, and anything over 60 percent on the shudder scale will result in another test!!!



Questions:


Do you like riding bicycles’?

1: Yes because they are fun breaking the speed limit going down steep hills?

2: No because I don’t own a bicycle.

3: I cant even ride a bike!!



How may iron’s do you own?

1: Between 10 and 15

2: Between 5 and 10

3: I deliberately broke mine?


When you go out for a drink, which of the following do you do?

1: Dance on tables and make a public exhibition of myself

2: Steal people drinks while they are not looking?

3: None of the above because I would get arrested



When you paint does any of the following happen to you

1: You get paint at the end on your nose

2: Hair gets in your eyes just as you reach the finishing touch

3: You’re never sure how you managed to get paint on the ceiling?

4: What’s a paint brush?



1: You get completely lost

2: All the local wildlife follow you, because they think you have something to eat

3: I never go out because I can’t find my shoes?



When you first wakeup in the morning, do you….

1: Fall out of bed

2: Step out of bed then fall over

3: I never fall out of bed because I sleep standing up?



Ok test over and now you have to wait for the independent witness to calculate the score, and then send the results to me for the final processing!!!!!

FearandLoathing's photo
Sat 02/28/09 11:49 AM
I didn't read all of the questions.indifferent