Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, oneengaged to be married and a long-time wife, met for drinks afterwork.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to
spice up their sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday
at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That'spretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, hefound me waiting for him in a black mask,leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was
so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning.I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tightleather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inchstilettos. I finished it off with a black mask, ready for action.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down andyelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

The previous two did not have children when you don't have children sex is more about the pleasure of it. afterwards and especially after 2 or more and a decade or so of marriage you realize that sex basically is the way species reproduce not some sort of super glue that keeps a relationship together, as those who have kids realize it takes alot of time, money, care and understanding to raise children. It is rewarding but can be tedious. They also have a firm realization that no matter what we do as humans "condoms, birth control, ect..," to quote Ian Malcom from the first jurrasic park "nature will find a way".

Glad no one ever told me that anology... It's just a joke....Life is for laughing, loving...Don't take it too seriously..No one makes it out alive anyway...

That is why I take it seriously because I only have on life to be serious about.

The joke is awesome.

And coming from a guy with two children and 15 years of marriage, sex is not, and I repeat NOT, just about procreation.

in now way to I believe that is all sex is about, but way too many people have lost the seriousness of sex in relationships and forget about procreation

and some people wouldn't know a joke if it bit em on the ass

actually that would be pretty funny to see a Joke bite anything

great joke , thanks for thr analogy...NOT