a man gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to the window
and asks for his drivers license and registration.
" I havent had a license since I was 18.
" What about your registration?"
" I dont know where it is. I stole this car."
"Check in the glove box."
"You dont want me to do that sir. There is a gun in there."
"A gun? Why is there a gun in the glove box?"
"I used it to kill the owner of the car. His body is in the trunk."
The officer goes back and calls for back up. 10 cars show up including
the captain who walks up to the window with his gun drawn.
"Open the glove box very slow and take out your weapon."
"What weapon?"
"The one you told the officer was in the glove box."
"I have never fired a gun in my life."
"Do you have a drivers license?"
"Right here officer. Here is my registration too."
"Open the trunk."
He pops the trunk open, the officer looks inside nothing but a spare
tire.
" Alright what is going on here? You told my deputy that you had no
drivers license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box. and a body
in the trunk."
"Sir I assure you I did no such thing but I bet that lying sob told
you I was speeding too."