A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid that she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "O.K., take off all your crose."


The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, " O.K.. , now craw reery, reery fass back to me"

As the woman did what was asked of her, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly

"Your problem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary Syndrome. Worse case I every see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates for so long."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my gosh, Dr. Chang, what is this Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied,
"Ed Zachary Syndrome is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."