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Well no one was a round must be spring in the air :)
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Carold and HG  Is this any kind of conversation for first thing in the morning?  Yeah, it is the kind of conversation for anytime of day!!!   
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A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' ;Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet again. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy: '$750' Man: 'Sold' A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy: '$1,000' The Dad says, 'That's terrible to rip off your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost . I'm taking you to church, to C onfession.' In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the C onfessional and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that s ___ again; you're in my closet now.' |
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 I'm not saying nothing this time   
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I'm not saying nothing this time
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I'm not saying nothing this time What, not thumbs? 
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I'm not saying nothing this time What, not thumbs? |
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I'm not saying nothing this time What, not thumbs? 
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I'm not saying nothing this time What, not thumbs? 
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Morning all!
Nope...didn't dream of BIG thumbs last night....darn! LOL
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Now be honest what are you thinking about????? Body Stats: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still staring at their thumbs. I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds.  Sigh..was one of my favorite things to do after..umm..well after. sighhh |
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LOL...I was visualizing a thumb too... When I read it the first thing I did was look at my thumb and started calculating in my head.  hahaha..I was remembering how long my exes thumb was |
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Now be honest what are you thinking about????? Body Stats: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still staring at their thumbs. I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. Sigh..was one of my favorite things to do after..umm..well after. sighhh After a good round of golf? ME TOO!!!!!
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Now be honest what are you thinking about????? Body Stats: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still staring at their thumbs. I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. Sigh..was one of my favorite things to do after..umm..well after. sighhh After a good round of golf? ME TOO!!!!!
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Now be honest what are you thinking about????? Body Stats: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still staring at their thumbs. I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. Sigh..was one of my favorite things to do after..umm..well after. sighhh |
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So now I know why when I hitch-hike so many women pick me up!
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Now be honest what are you thinking about????? Body Stats: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still staring at their thumbs. I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. Sigh..was one of my favorite things to do after..umm..well after. sighhh Carold, you like it after a good round of golf too?
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Now be honest what are you thinking about????? Body Stats: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. If you are a woman, you are done reading this.The guys are still staring at their thumbs. I'm thinking about laying my head on her chest and listening to her heartbeat. It was always one on my favorite sounds. Sigh..was one of my favorite things to do after..umm..well after. sighhh Carold, you like it after a good round of golf too? |
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