Topic: Butt's Wife....
tessa68's photo
Sat 03/14/09 07:12 AM
A man named Butt walks into a grocery store where
he sees one of his closest friends, Bob. Bob
approaches him with a sincere smile and greets
Butt. After a good conversation between the two
men, Bob looks at Butt with affection and says:
"Listen Butt, you're my best friend. I respect
you a lot and would never do anything to hurt
you, but I've got to let this off my chest. I
think you deserve much better than Lola. I'm
telling you this as a friend. Your wife is not
exactly a conservative woman!"

Butt looks at Bob in bafflement and replies:
"What do you mean?"

Bob looks him straight in the eyes and whispers
in his ear: "Look around! Why do you think there
are almost no men in this grocery store? As a
true friend, I feel obliged to tell you this.
Every time you go grocery shopping, there is a
very long line-up at your front door!"

Butt, confused and puzzled asks : "What are
you trying to say?"

Bob looks at him in sorrow and replies: "I hate
to break this to you my dear friend, but your
wife is a money hungry whore! Divorce her!"

Butt, startled by Bobs rude comment replies in a
fury: "What kind of a friend are you? You must
think I'm an Idiot? You want me to divorce her,
so I'll have to wait in line too?"


coz1976's photo
Sat 03/14/09 07:36 AM
laugh

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Sat 03/14/09 07:38 AM
Good One Tessa.
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gerowulf's photo
Sat 03/14/09 07:38 AM
I am allso waithing in a line.
I have to take a leak damn it!!!frustrated

Soxxy_Rocks's photo
Sat 03/14/09 08:34 AM
Lol....cute =]