The moral of this story is to marry a Wisconsin woman, as she will keep
things in perspective:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had assigned
household duties to their new wives. The first man had married a woman
from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a
clean house with dishes washed and put away. The second man had married
a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he
saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a full
dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Wisconsin. He
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
eat and load the dishwasher.

Just wait till he meets an Aussie girl.

I'm looking forward to that!

a New York woman would have done the same thing

I know-I lived in NYC for almost five years.

Oh Nusalor is there a secret I dont know

Yea we wisconsin women don't not S**t

Yea and I swear to god I can't type at all

it should say we don't take S**t

Ya had me worried there for a sec wanttachat!

What secrets would you like to know, riva?

Oh any secret will do....come whisper one....just watch my singed
ear.

OK-I'll be gentle on the ear because

I am entirely deaf in my right ear.