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A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style". The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso. Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to El Paso wins. |
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A major network is planning a new "survivor" show. In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style". The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso. Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to El Paso wins. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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