Topic: Survivor, Texas Style
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Tue 03/31/09 04:07 PM

A major network is planning a new "survivor" show.
In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style".

The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.

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Tue 03/31/09 04:53 PM


A major network is planning a new "survivor" show.
In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style".

The contestants will start in El Paso , travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland , Big Spring , Abilene , Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, on to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barack Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.
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