PHONE CALL

Phone rings: Hello? says a little girls voice.

“Hi, honey, it's Daddy”, says Bob.

“Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.”

After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!”

“Yes I do and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!”

“Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house.”

“Okay, daddy!”

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

“Well, I did what you said, Daddy. And guess what happened? Well Mommy
jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she
tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all
dead.”

“Oh my god...And what about uncle Frank?”

“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too.”

There is a long pause, then Bob says;

“Swimming....pool?....Is this 854 7039?”

“No, it isn’t”

LMAO!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

whoops that's a big mistake!

i've heard that many times before..still funny