I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my lover has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
lover has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again
and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my lover. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little
oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

kick it to the curb.

not the bike

Back to the dealer the bike must go...such precision machines need the
skill of a qualified mechanic, and heaven forbid you breach your
warranty.

That's a motorbike you are talking about, for goodness sake!!!

Ahh but these hands have been know for their tinkering ...

Race tuned!!!




... and the hands!

My mumma warned me about racing, tinkering hands...

wise woman, your mumma ...