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Must be good at public speaking with a personable appearance, well groomed, and able to take and follows orders as the position dictates.

Must adhere stringently to orders from superiors regardless of personal beliefs. Must be willing to work long hours as needed, including weekends, and on-call for personal appearances to supply scripted support for employees and customers.

Must be willing to travel at a moments notice, able to bow and apologise as needed, and sign your name.

Compensation is $200,000.00 a year, many paid vacations, work apparal, limosine with driver, helocopter and jumbo jet with pilot and crew, personal security detail, luxury accomodations and full staff to meet your needs.

This is a 4 year position with the posibility to become 8 years on approval of superiors.

Please apply to:

The Federal Reserve Bank of America or any of it's corporate intrests.