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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 44
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Tue 06/16/09 07:29 PM

guess what I got dad for fathers day????

you have 3 guesses!!!bigsmile


A free pass to the local strip joint? A dead parrot? A bald tire?

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Tue 06/16/09 07:32 PM


guess what I got dad for fathers day????

you have 3 guesses!!!bigsmile


A free pass to the local strip joint? A dead parrot? A bald tire?
Nooooooooooooooooo you dont win the year supply of windex!!!noway drinker noway

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Tue 06/16/09 07:36 PM
And thank goodness for that! laugh

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Tue 06/16/09 07:48 PM
Dear diary.....here we go again!!! Im checking out the profiles of guys who email me.........this is what they basically say....

I enjoy hunting, fishing, camping etc..,









WTF?????? Im a girl!!!! female!!!! Do I look like i wanna go hunting with YOU????slaphead slaphead

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Tue 06/16/09 07:50 PM
HEY YOU!!! Ya you!!!!

guess waht??????????????????????????














nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! **** no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Tue 06/16/09 07:51 PM
I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders......

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Tue 06/16/09 07:53 PM

I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders......


Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. laugh

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Tue 06/16/09 07:57 PM


I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders......


Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. laugh
I dont seem to attract really tall men ........

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Tue 06/16/09 08:02 PM
Well, I am 6' and what a worm!devil

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Tue 06/16/09 08:03 PM
dear diary.........a friend just called and wanted me to go for a walk.............uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm














I cant walk!!!noway

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Tue 06/16/09 08:03 PM
and now the other phone is going....................dasfjkdfashjkhfdsajkhdfsajfhsjkahsdjkhafdjkdshajkdhjdskahdj

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Tue 06/16/09 08:04 PM
huh noway laugh

Well, I am 6' and what a worm!devil
youre a worm???

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Tue 06/16/09 08:22 PM
Tall enough to rub your shoulders!

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Tue 06/16/09 08:26 PM

Tall enough to rub your shoulders!
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwchie!!!! No I want my shoulders kissed and licked right nowdevil :tongue:

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Tue 06/16/09 08:32 PM



I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders......


Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. laugh
I dont seem to attract really tall men ........


Well... you probably never tried to talk to them! blushing

laugh

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Tue 06/16/09 08:32 PM
dear diary.........I live in the wrong country to be here...........maybe i should leave........

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Tue 06/16/09 08:43 PM




I want a guy who will kiss my shoulders......


Even if they have to get down on their knees to do that, huh. laugh
I dont seem to attract really tall men ........


Well... you probably never tried to talk to them! blushing

laugh
??? I can barely reach my 6 ft son to give him a kiss good night!!!noway

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Tue 06/16/09 08:45 PM
I think Im too small



















for the tall


















scared

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Tue 06/16/09 08:50 PM
I think I'm too tall for the small. Whatever that means.

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Tue 06/16/09 08:55 PM
nothing is ever right!!!noway

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