A man dies and goes to hell. Satan tells him he has 3 choices for how he
wants to spend eternity. He opens up the first door and there are people
standing on their heads on a concrete floor. "NO way whats door no.2?"
Satan opens it up and there are a bunch of people standing on their
heads on a wooden floor. "Nope whats door no 3?" They go to door no 3
and everyone is standing knee deep in cow manure drinking coffee. Well
its better than standing on my head. Satan goes and gives him a cup of
coffee. He walks in the door shuts hes looking around thinking it could
be much worse. Just then a coice comes over the loud speaker. "OK coffee
break over. Everyone back on your heads."

lol