I don't normally like advertisements. I'm the guy who changes channels as soon as a commercial comes on, because I really don't care much about what some 83-year-old waitress from Mutated Frog, Wyoming, has to say about Osteo-Biflex.

But the ads here on Mingle, well, that's different. The Pumpkin-head guy. The gay bears. My eternally-beloved Summercusp. The ads here are amusing, entertaining, educational, and constantly changing.

Today, I learned from an ad that there are apparently 263 Christians who are "like-minded." I'm assuming that means "like-minded" with each other, because there ain't no way you're gonna come up with 263 Christians who are "like-minded" with me. Which is OK. I just thought it was an interesting premise.

It is free to review your matches.

Yeah, but they already told me I was unmatchable a couple of years ago. I'm still traumatized from that!

Ever thought about a Russian woman.

Yeah, they used to write to me all the time. I'm concerned, though, about all their references to my "structure." They probably think I build statues or bridges or something.

I was told by them that they couldn't match me either.
I've had much better luck on E-whoremany!

Oh hell...E Whoremany told me I was unmatchable too.

What constitutes. "MODEL QUALITY?"

That's what I wanna know

Model quality is when a guy can put a girl on their bookshelf and never get tired of looking at them.