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Topic: Absurd
ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 01:31 PM
For you … you know who you are … ill





Thank you for the emails
You know I really do adore
The humour of absurdity
Calling me the attention seeking whore

I’ve told you why I’m here
To keep in touch with friends
And no, I don’t want new ones
The ones I have are not pretends

And just because I show online
Does not mean I am around
You must be watching closely
To see if I am found

And brave you are to hide your face
Behind the little blank square
I’ve nothing to hide and never have
So ‘bring it’ if you dare


I’ll stack my integrity against anyone’s *******


no photo
Wed 08/05/09 01:33 PM
flowerforyou flowerforyou

Differentkindofwench's photo
Wed 08/05/09 01:36 PM
Damn Straight skippy, yeah, what she said!

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 02:21 PM
2km flowerforyou

DKW flowerforyou



Yes apparently if you have a boyfriend you are not allowed on this site ... and if you are here, you are an attention seeking whore ... and forget about friends ... when you have a boyfriend you have to give them all up...

Yes, it is true ... I've been told ...



Hey waitaminute ... don't you have a boyfriend? :wink:

no photo
Wed 08/05/09 02:24 PM
Some people just like to TRY and bother you in old ways,,,get off her
asssss or you can be reported for inpersonating a human,wink,
GREAT WRITE Artgirl,,and I wouldn't let it get ya,,,,SMILE and have some fun,,,,flowerforyou drinker

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 02:30 PM
no worries Terry flowerforyou


It is hard to take someone seriously who has no idea who you are and who hides behind multiple profiles

no photo
Wed 08/05/09 02:52 PM
True,,,,just keep-on writting and show your great smile...bigsmile

Differentkindofwench's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:08 PM
Rolos and finger paintin' the town, anyone? Stick that in your smoke and pipe it, budro'. Hmmmm Oh Art dear, when you get the 10 commandments of being on a dating site written in stone, do send me a chiseled copy please, I do sooooo love Divine conversations!

Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:12 PM
You go girl

Know it well:heart:

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:26 PM

Rolos and finger paintin' the town, anyone? Stick that in your smoke and pipe it, budro'. Hmmmm Oh Art dear, when you get the 10 commandments of being on a dating site written in stone, do send me a chiseled copy please, I do sooooo love Divine conversations!



Rolos and finger painting? My favourite ... but you already know that! bigsmile


Yes I am waiting for the rest of the commandments from the mount ... I will be sure to hand chisel extras

:heart:


ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:27 PM

You go girl

Know it well:heart:


Thank you gossipmpm ... sadly too many know this well. I guess they just caught me on a cranky day laugh


:heart:

Jess642's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:30 PM
Did I hear finger painting?

Rolo sculpting?

Mashed 'tatos and playdough?


Absurd!



:wink: flowerforyou

Differentkindofwench's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:33 PM
Hey does this means we have to put Whore'nees on our brooms??????????


sluffs off mumbling a wicked wench is gotta do what a wicked wench is gotta do and singing At beneficial, Toot, toot, your good for more.........

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:34 PM

Did I hear finger painting?

Rolo sculpting?

Mashed 'tatos and playdough?


Absurd!



:wink: flowerforyou




NO ... I believe you have a 'boyfriend' as defined under section 3 of the conduct code ... NO fun for you! :wink: :heart:

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:35 PM

Hey does this means we have to put Whore'nees on our brooms??????????


sluffs off mumbling a wicked wench is gotta do what a wicked wench is gotta do and singing At beneficial, Toot, toot, your good for more.........



I am not sure ... I will wait for official word from on high laugh

Jess642's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:39 PM


Did I hear finger painting?

Rolo sculpting?

Mashed 'tatos and playdough?


Absurd!



:wink: flowerforyou




NO ... I believe you have a 'boyfriend' as defined under section 3 of the conduct code ... NO fun for you! :wink: :heart:




Wanna bet?


The narrow focussed blinkered has been , is tied up with policing ALL female profiles, and that will probably take him 92017745 years...

so I can have fun!!!

bigsmile

laugh

Differentkindofwench's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:43 PM
rofl rofl rofl

ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:44 PM



Did I hear finger painting?

Rolo sculpting?

Mashed 'tatos and playdough?


Absurd!



:wink: flowerforyou




NO ... I believe you have a 'boyfriend' as defined under section 3 of the conduct code ... NO fun for you! :wink: :heart:




Wanna bet?


The narrow focussed blinkered has been , is tied up with policing ALL female profiles, and that will probably take him 92017745 years...

so I can have fun!!!

bigsmile

laugh



Floosy! Tart!!!!! Who are you to be flying in the face of ..... scared them scared


Scarlet letter for you .... W ... maybe 2 of them for such an offense ...




"Wonderful Woman"

:heart:

Abracadabra's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:44 PM
Tell me about it.

You wouldn't believe the emails I've gotten from women telling me that I'm the scum of the earth, being a married man and all, yet I'm flirting with all the women on this dating site.

Yeah right. laugh

I'd love to know where they get their information.

I wouldn't mind checking out the woman who's supposedly my wife. bigsmile

From what I hear she's a really hot babe! drool

Besides some of the most respectable people on this site are married and are just here because they have friends on here.

I think Slowhand's married, much to the dismay of all the horny women on this site, yet he represents the epitome of masculine integrity. I know because a little birdie told me so. :wink:

http://users.csonline.net/designer/ideas/slowhand.mp3





ArtGurl's photo
Wed 08/05/09 03:46 PM

Tell me about it.

You wouldn't believe the emails I've gotten from women telling me that I'm the scum of the earth, being a married man and all, yet I'm flirting with all the women on this dating site.

Yeah right. laugh

I'd love to know where they get their information.

I wouldn't mind checking out the woman who's supposedly my wife. bigsmile

From what I hear she's a really hot babe! drool

Besides some of the most respectable people on this site are married and are just here because they have friends on here.

I think Slowhand's married, much to the dismay of all the horny women on this site, yet he represents the epitome of masculine integrity. I know because a little birdie told me so. :wink:

http://users.csonline.net/designer/ideas/slowhand.mp3








Abra ... YOU SCOUNDREL!!!! laugh :heart:

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