Topic: hmmmmmmmmm......
brokenheart74's photo
Tue 05/22/07 06:18 AM
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box?

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Jess642's photo
Tue 05/22/07 06:20 AM
laugh Welcome to the inside of my mind....laugh laugh laugh

Good morning, Lovelyflowerforyou

crazysillygirl's photo
Tue 05/22/07 06:23 AM
that was the craziest sh*t i ever did hear yall!!!!

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LAMom's photo
Tue 05/22/07 06:26 AM
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GreenEyedHippieChick's photo
Tue 05/22/07 06:26 AM
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MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 05/22/07 06:46 AM
Broken those were great! laugh flowerforyou

flutter5's photo
Wed 05/23/07 07:24 PM
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Robert29's photo
Thu 05/24/07 02:22 PM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do they call it a television set when you only get one?