are u gay - duh

These all get asked in the same conversation.. My answers depend on the person asking. These are my normal answers to a dude.

Q1.How many tattoos do you have?
A: many

Q2.Did they hurt?
A: they didn't tickle, nor did I need a doctor

Q3a.Where'd you get them?
A: on my arms, my legs, my back
Q3b. I mean where were you?
A: tattoo shops
Q3c. Where were the shops located?
A: Texas, Louisiana, Illinois, England, Germany

Q4.Why'd you get them?
A: I had extra money laying around

Q5.What do they mean?
A: they mean I have tattoos