A city man decides he has had enough and sells everything he owns to
live in the country. He buys a place way out in teh mountains where his
closest neighbor is 2 miles away. He is out chopping wood one day when a
burly bearded mountain man comes up to him. "How ya doin? Im your
neighbor down teh road. I was wonderin if you would like to come over
for this party Saturday night?"
"Sure id love to."
" gotta warn ya. theres gonna be a lot of drinkin goin on."
"thats fine with me I can put back a few."
"last time I had a party there was a lot of screwin too."
" Fine with me Ive been single for quite a while I could use some."
" Theres also gonna be a lot of fightin."
"I can hold my own. I used to box for a while after high school.
Anything special I should wear"
" Oh that dont much matter its just gonna be the 2 of us."