Once upon a time, there was a man who was very vain. He worked out every day, tanned in the tanning bed, had face lift's, tummy tucks, liposuction, and other cosmetic procedures trying to keep his body looking good. One day, he was admiring himself in his full-length mirror when he noticed that his whole body was evernly tanned except for his willy. So, he went down to the beach and buried his whole body in the sand except for his willy sticking out of the ground.

Pretty soon, two little old ladies came walking along the beach. Suddenly, the first lady, spotting the willy just sticking out of the sand, turns and says to the second one,

"When I was in my teens, I was scared of them.

When I was in my 20's, I found out about them.

When I was in my 30's, oh, I enjoyed them.

When I was in my 40's, I asked for them.

When I was in my 50's, I begged for them.

When I was in my 60's, I paid for them.

When I was in my 70's, I forgot all about them.

Now that I'm in my 80's, the darn things are growing wild!"