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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:06 AM
Bugs also like to lay their eggs in your ear canals. That way, they'll be all wriggling out your ears when the time is right. IF they haven't eaten away at your brains first. The bugs are OUTSIDE!!!! And my cats would kill anything around my face....they sleep around my head!!! They're probably the ones putting the bugs in your ear canals. your cat looks GAY!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:07 AM
I bet this bug has a crunchy outer coating.......

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 08/20/09 12:08 AM
Bugs also like to lay their eggs in your ear canals. That way, they'll be all wriggling out your ears when the time is right. IF they haven't eaten away at your brains first. The bugs are OUTSIDE!!!! And my cats would kill anything around my face....they sleep around my head!!! They're probably the ones putting the bugs in your ear canals. your cat looks GAY!!! And your cats put bugs in your ear canals so that they can lay eggs and wriggle out of your head. They probably live in as gay civil partners, too.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:08 AM
My cats are NOT HOMOSEXUALS!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:09 AM
I bet this bug has a crunchy outer coating....... mmmmmmmmm chitlin good protein prolly good for hair an finger nails ....you should really toss him in a salad

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:09 AM
BUCH DICH!!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:09 AM
yes the kitty does rather resemble the Indian in the group * Men at Work

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:10 AM
Dont make me swear in german!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:11 AM
BUUG DICH ??

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 08/20/09 12:12 AM
My cats are NOT HOMOSEXUALS!!!! They're probably livin' the kitteh versions of Liberace, George Michaels, and U.S. Senator Larry Craig while you aren't looking! Probably on your bed, too!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:12 AM
crunchy outer coating ccccreeeeeeammmy filling sounds wunderbar !!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:13 AM
BUUG DICH ?? bwhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Buuuuuuug dich!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:13 AM
My cats are NOT HOMOSEXUALS!!!! They're probably livin' the kitteh versions of Liberace, George Michaels, and U.S. Senator Larry Craig while you aren't looking! Probably on your bed, too! Actually.......smokey does lay on my bed like a porn star.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:14 AM
crunchy outer coating ccccreeeeeeammmy filling sounds wunderbar !! The word of the day is BUG VOMIT!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 8 AND THE NUMBER S!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 08/20/09 12:15 AM
My cats are NOT HOMOSEXUALS!!!! They're probably livin' the kitteh versions of Liberace, George Michaels, and U.S. Senator Larry Craig while you aren't looking! Probably on your bed, too! Actually.......smokey does lay on my bed like a porn star. A gay-pornstar kitteh at that!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:16 AM
maybe its a good bug that eats mosquitos

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:16 AM
My cats are NOT HOMOSEXUALS!!!! They're probably livin' the kitteh versions of Liberace, George Michaels, and U.S. Senator Larry Craig while you aren't looking! Probably on your bed, too! Actually.......smokey does lay on my bed like a porn star. A gay-pornstar kitteh at that! No......he resembles jenna jamieson!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 08/20/09 12:18 AM
My cats are NOT HOMOSEXUALS!!!! They're probably livin' the kitteh versions of Liberace, George Michaels, and U.S. Senator Larry Craig while you aren't looking! Probably on your bed, too! Actually.......smokey does lay on my bed like a porn star. A gay-pornstar kitteh at that! No......he resembles jenna jamieson!!! If he were a gay cat-male version of jenna jameson!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:19 AM
Im swearing in german at you!!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 08/20/09 12:23 AM
Im swearing in german at you!!! You couldn't point out Germany on a map.