Times were very difficult for Sally even though she was now living in the city of her dreams and had just landed the job of a lifetime. Moving across country had turned out badly as her new job had resulted in a divorce from her husband of 10 years.
She couldn't sleep at night because being alone in the big city created dreams of a monster under her bed waiting to attack her when she fell asleep.
Finally she decides to see a head shrinker and that doctor told her that she could be cured by 2 visits weekly for 6 months at $80 an hour. Talking to herself after she left his office, she didn't know how she could afford the treatment plan suggested.
The next day after work she stopped in at a bar near her home. The bartender noticed she was depressed and asked her what was wrong. Then he very quickly told her what to do to solve her problem.
A week later she runs into that doctor at a deli and he notices that she is now an entirely different personality and he asks her what happed to change her so much.
She told him about the conversation with the bartender. The doctor asks her "What did he tell you?"
He said to go the hardware store, buy a saw for $20 and cut the legs off my bed!

that would work