Jess did you have a that might help....

Nah...am not really a drinker, I had a few last friday night, with some friends and before that I had champagne in March, and before that on New Year's.


It's just dry and dusty here, everything is brown and crunchy, we need rain, and everyone is a bit raw nerved, I think.

But thanks for the thought....

Go for a big hug from someone you care about....that actually would probably be better than the drink.

I'll pray you get some rain soon!

just do a rain dance .....

Thanks lovely....

I am gonna sign off here...everyone is too busy with the hanky wringing hand holding, kumbaya singing...and well...I'm not..

I'm steamed that some idiot can belt his woman in the face three weeks after she miscarried their baby...


today is not a mingle day, I suspect.

wtf....................
who done some thing stuiped like that ???

I've got RAM!!

my daughters BF's lil bro is a computer nut an he bought this RAM thinger an it's the wrong one for his puter so he stuck it in mine cooool

zoom zoom

i had my butt pic up for two days.......
and no, perv's.................

woman aren't usually as pervy , it's the puppy an kitten pics that get them

you need a pic of you holding a puppy or kitten mark my words you'd get a bunch of looky loo's

but i have both.......
and there staring at me right now !
it's like they or plotting against me .................

what else did you expect???
now you need to USE them to your advantage

maybe this weekend.......
im to tired to do much right now.......

DOGS Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CATS Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

lmao...thats funny !

and frighteningly realistic

true...my cat is retarded !

mine are always trying to kill me by looping through my legs