...helps you through certain crises which arise during your day.
My very own personal superhero: "Dust-Bunny Honey"!
Wearing a very revealing French maid outfit with fishnet stockings, she drops to her knees before me as I type on my computer. There, she wields her hand-held vacuum, warding off the dust-bunny invasion which has erupted at my feet.
"DBH" is tattooed over each pert breast...at times, I glance down from my LCD screen to view them, shaking like maracas (CHICA-CHICA-CHICA!)as she struggles to defend the pristine cleanliness of my bedroom.
When she emerges victorious, she sits in my lap , shiny, coal-black hair framing her seductive green eyes, and we toast her victory with a glass of wine.
She is my hero.