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Topic: Stuff to ponder...
TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:46 AM
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:47 AM
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:47 AM
Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:47 AM

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Depends if I sever the arm of the person sitting next to me...

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:48 AM

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?



They hate certain states due to a pre-disposition that those states will still hang and burn witches...

Jtevans's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:48 AM
Why is there locks on the door at stores that stay open 24/7?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:48 AM

Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS?


They guy that installed them was blind so they are actually installation instructions...

Gossipmpm's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:49 AM

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Both!!!

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:49 AM

Why is there locks on the door at stores that stay open 24/7?


In case of a crisis we are required to lock the doors...also I believe it is required by most state laws...

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:51 AM
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:51 AM
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:52 AM

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?



Actually, it is...

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:52 AM

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?



When the sun tells us it is parting...

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Thu 09/10/09 05:53 AM

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Me I only go see boring movies so all the arms of the empty chairs are mines.

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:54 AM
How fast do hotcakes sell?

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Thu 09/10/09 05:55 AM

Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS?


Because most drivers are blind to the rules (speed, stop signs, lights, no parking area)

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:56 AM
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:57 AM
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:57 AM

How fast do hotcakes sell?


No one really likes hotcakes, it is a failed sales pitch...

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 09/10/09 05:58 AM

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?


Probably...

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