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The end of the little league baseball ended sadly because the two coaches of the winning team were killed in a car wreck the very next day. The double funeral was attended by many relatives and friends of both men but there was an unusual ugly attitude in the air at the funeral home.
The owner of the funeral home asked the wives why was everyone so unhappy and some people were even angry. The answer really surprized him. "My Fred looks best in blue" replied one wife. The other answered, "My George looks best in brown." And he replied, "But ladies, the service starts in 20 minutes. I don't have the time to solve the problem". Just then his right hand man whispered in his ear. The owner said, "We can fix this." Both bodies were quickly removed and in less than 10 minutes George was dressed in blue and Fred was dressed in brown. Everyone was happy. The funeral was held without any problems. Afterwards the receptionist/secretary just had to know------"How did you work so fast?" Her boss replied, "We switched the heads!" |
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The end of the little league baseball ended sadly because the two coaches of the winning team were killed in a car wreck the very next day. The double funeral was attended by many relatives and friends of both men but there was an unusual ugly attitude in the air at the funeral home. The owner of the funeral home asked the wives why was everyone so unhappy and some people were even angry. The answer really surprized him. "My Fred looks best in blue" replied one wife. The other answered, "My George looks best in brown." And he replied, "But ladies, the service starts in 20 minutes. I don't have the time to solve the problem". Just then his right hand man whispered in his ear. The owner said, "We can fix this." Both bodies were quickly removed and in less than 10 minutes Fred was dressed in blue and George was dressed in brown. Everyone was happy. The funeral was held without any problems. Afterwards the receptionist/secretary just had to know------"How did you work so fast?" Her boss replied, "We switched the heads!" |
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The end of the little league baseball ended sadly because the two coaches of the winning team were killed in a car wreck the very next day. The double funeral was attended by many relatives and friends of both men but there was an unusual ugly attitude in the air at the funeral home. The owner of the funeral home asked the wives why was everyone so unhappy and some people were even angry. The answer really surprized him. "My Fred looks best in blue" replied one wife. The other answered, "My George looks best in brown." And he replied, "But ladies, the service starts in 20 minutes. I don't have the time to solve the problem". Just then his right hand man whispered in his ear. The owner said, "We can fix this." Both bodies were quickly removed and in less than 10 minutes George was dressed in blue and Fred was dressed in brown. Everyone was happy. The funeral was held without any problems. Afterwards the receptionist/secretary just had to know------"How did you work so fast?" Her boss replied, "We switched the heads!" 
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