The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a
sight-seeing tour with a very rich African kingwho was a very important
client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally,the
secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss
told her, don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way
to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes,the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you
under three conditions.First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat
diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king
pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have.
I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to
the man,"I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a
vacation home,I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine
country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his
cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France.He looks
at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that
she'd better make this a good one.She takes her time to think and
finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her
eyes,looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want
the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed.
He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table,all
the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like
forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the
woman,"Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

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BY NOW...thedoctor is on the floor!!!!!...

very funny