10 Great ideas to change the world in the next 50 years.

1. Everyone keep their mouths shut during a civic holiday created for this reason.
2. Ditto, but you can't go to the washroom from sunset to the next sunset. (Originally an idea by P.Spenser.)
3. A cross-America coast-to-coast car race in which nobody is allowed to use the brakes. (Originally an idea by P.Spenser.)
4. Abolishing Oklahoma, and creating a state there in which you can, and are encouraged, to use guns, alcohol, drugs of your choice, while driving your car. In every city and community greater than 100 souls in there, there must be one ceremonial public execution in the main square every day.
5. Getting rid of math in schools and replacing it with a statue of a singing cat.
6. Genetically engineering a Gideon's Bible that can reproduce itself.
7. Getting rid of unwanted computer keyboards in American households.
8. Creating a prayer temple for the worship of pleasure.
9. Trying nice.
10. Playing fair, doing it for the team, and doing your best.