Just a few considerations:


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we ****ed up.but that
**** was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your **** so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"***** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste that ****."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out.

all true, Alada! Gracias, amor!

Hear, hear !!!!

so very true

So very true, great work.

and you know thats right

True that. I've had a little of both.

Let's hear it for real friends!!!!!

Cada uno tiene un Pepsi, yo esta comprando!...In english... Everyone
have a Pepsi, I'm buying!

Prefiero Coca-Cola! But thanks for the treat!

I love the part of us getting plastered... so true! Nobody is wasting
good rum!

Don Q Rum?

Don Q, Carta Vieja, Capt. Morgan, Varadero... any rum!Coca-Cola and a
dash of lemon, a couple of bitter drops. Yummy!

Ha aha ahahahh... Alada ur the real one... LOL

A real friend is one who, when you let loose with a Taco Bell Grande,
carpet bomb fart in their un air conditioned car in the middle of summer
with the windows rolled up, he still gives you a high five

Bob, you are never riding in my car.



yep!! To True Friends!!!

Fake friends: take care of you when you are sick
Real friends: Say stay away from me, don't get me sick...

that is so true