Father and son are walking in the countryside when they come across a stallion in a field.
Jonny says dad what is that enourmous thing sticking out between that horses back legs?
Well Jonny thats what is called a Penis, and it has many names such as a John Thomas, Willie,Dick,Dong,**** why do you ask son?
Well yesterday i was here with mum and i asked her the same question and she said it was NOTHING!
Well Jonny replies his dad your mum has been rather spoilt over the years!! Anna x