a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequilla........and a
mop

two termites walk into a bar and one asks wheres the
bartender

jesus walks into a bar, slams 3 nails down and say "hey bartender i
wanna get hammered!"

three guys run into a bar

these are sick. where do you get your material?

off the bathroom walls in bars

Hey Duffy,got any better ones?

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