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Topic: Corrupt a Wish
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Sat 01/16/10 02:44 AM
Simple game, the person above you wishes for something, and you have to corrupt it in some way.

Example:

I wish for a million dollars

GRANTED! but you get stuck in a blizzard and end up having to burn all the money to stay warm.


I wish for no more snow this year.

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Sat 01/16/10 02:45 AM
Granted...but you have to shovel off all the driveways in the local neighborhood.

I wish I wasnt at work.

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Sat 01/16/10 02:48 AM
granted, you're now in prison!

I wish I had the weekends off.

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Sat 01/16/10 04:38 AM
You have weekends off, but your boss gave you that option because you have to do weekends in County Jail!

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted





PS Sorry I had to =)

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Sat 01/16/10 05:07 AM
granted, I promise your wish won't get corrupted...oops
I lied!devil spock :laughing:

I wish I could think of a better way to corrupt that wishslaphead

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Sat 01/16/10 10:41 AM
Wish DENIED!!!

I wish that wasn't so easy...

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Sat 01/16/10 10:46 AM
Wish granted. You have to fight your way through an angry rugby team for posting. Not very easy.

I wish I knew kung-fu.

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Sat 01/16/10 10:52 AM
your wish is granted

someone else is better at it and kicks your azz

I wish the sun would shine

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Sat 01/16/10 11:16 AM
Granted, the sun shines but it's fiery rays beam down and set your house on fire, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!

I wish I had 12 babies, all boys.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:21 AM
Granted - they're all in a family emo band.

I wish I met the girl of my dreams. (field-day)

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Sat 01/16/10 11:24 AM
Granted, but she's in love with someone else.

I wish I had beautiful hair.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:27 AM
Damn, Calleigh! Driving it home.

You have beautiful hair, but it's beautiful because it glows in the dark and it's so distracting at night you can't ever sleep.

I wish my car's gaskets wouldn't leak.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:29 AM
Granted, they don't leak, but the tires fall off in the middle of the road.

I wish I could paint like John Singer Sargent.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:31 AM
Granted, you can paint like him if you become a notorious homosexual in France.

I wish I learned to dance.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:35 AM
Granted, but your dancing lands you a part in a weird movie where the sets are haunted and everyone is paranoid.

I wish I owned a Jaguar XKE.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:37 AM
Granted, but you have to drop what you're doing to give me a ride everywhere in it.

I wish I was captivating.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:39 AM
Granted, but you cause someone to dump the love of their life just to stare at you everyday.

I wish I could afford to live in California.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:43 AM
You can, but it breaks off into its own island and they start marshal law.

I wish I didn't dream.

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Sat 01/16/10 11:45 AM
Granted, instead you write down what you would have dreamt about and it causes world-wide chaos.

I wish I could sing.

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Sat 01/16/10 12:11 PM
You can, but you hate your singing voice.

I wish I could read Gaelic.

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