A drunk gets up from the bar and goes to the bathroom,
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream''
Is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that another loud scream echo's''
Throught the bar,the bartender goes to the bathroom,
To see what the man is screaming about.

The bartender sir are you ok???
The drunk man responds,i'm just sitting on the toilet''
And every time i flush,

Something comes up and squeezes the heck,
Out of my balls,''
The bartender opens the door

And looks in,
You idiot!!! you're sitting on'''
The mop bucket!!

THIS SOUNDS LIKE MY EX

roflmao

ah ah ah hahah good one Nancy... thanx