Topic: WHY MEN CANT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS
franshade's photo
Wed 01/27/10 09:21 AM
Edited by franshade on Wed 01/27/10 09:21 AM

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

willing2's photo
Wed 01/27/10 09:42 AM
I think he made the right diagnosis and her car shouldn't take long to get running again.
Now, she should be able to breath a little easier. :wink: :wink:
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

no photo
Wed 01/27/10 09:46 AM
sick That's just wrong.


rofl

talldub's photo
Wed 01/27/10 09:51 AM


Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

willing2's photo
Wed 01/27/10 09:55 AM



Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

Ya know. Thinking about it, you're right. She needs a tow truck or maybe the neighbor girl has a truck and tow rope.

talldub's photo
Wed 01/27/10 09:58 AM




Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

Ya know. Thinking about it, you're right. She needs a tow truck or maybe the neighbor girl has a truck and tow rope.
They can use it as a bonding exercise and talk about shoes!

kaadeshka's photo
Wed 01/27/10 10:10 AM





Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

Ya know. Thinking about it, you're right. She needs a tow truck or maybe the neighbor girl has a truck and tow rope.
They can use it as a bonding exercise and talk about shoes!


Or they could talk about the man they're both involved with...
Or even more unrealistically! They could get into a fight and tear the clothes from one another...Geez.

willing2's photo
Wed 01/27/10 10:20 AM






Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

Ya know. Thinking about it, you're right. She needs a tow truck or maybe the neighbor girl has a truck and tow rope.
They can use it as a bonding exercise and talk about shoes!


Or they could talk about the man they're both involved with...
Or even more unrealistically! They could get into a fight and tear the clothes from one another...Geez.
Then make sandwiches with each other.smokin

talldub's photo
Wed 01/27/10 10:24 AM






Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

Ya know. Thinking about it, you're right. She needs a tow truck or maybe the neighbor girl has a truck and tow rope.
They can use it as a bonding exercise and talk about shoes!


Or they could talk about the man they're both involved with...
Or even more unrealistically! They could get into a fight and tear the clothes from one another...Geez.
Interesting, do go on!!

franshade's photo
Wed 01/27/10 10:43 AM





Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

*****************************
Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

I agree, this guy cannot be allowed to write advise columns, it's totally unrealistic to expect someone to check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold, and also check all grounding wires, all from the side of the road!

As for the neighbours daughter, how hot is she?!!

Ya know. Thinking about it, you're right. She needs a tow truck or maybe the neighbor girl has a truck and tow rope.
They can use it as a bonding exercise and talk about shoes!


shoes did someone mention shoes?????????

:laughing: