| Topic: Piano Man: narrated version | |
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|  O.K., see, it's, like, 9 O'clock on a Saturday, right?  ...and the regular crowd,...well, they're shufflin' in...you see?     | |
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|  ...and there's this old man, right?  He's sittin' next to me, O.K.?...best I can describe it, he's really diggin' that tonic and gin, man!     | |
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      and there's an old man sittin' next to me-  makin love to his tonic and...gin....   | |
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|  ...cuz he's practically, lile, makin' love to it, man...     | |
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|  ...but, dig, he's not stickin' his peen in it or anything, see?  ...It's, like, ...a metaphor, dig?     | |
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|  So this old guy says to me..." Son, can you play me a memory...", right?  Like, he's not really sure how it goes, see?  ...but he said "it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete when he wore a younger man's clothes", O.K.?   | |
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|  ...but I'm thinkin' "Dude...out of the MILLIONS of songs ya' want me to quess"?!  But I don't say this.  Instead I say "La la la...diddy la...."     | |
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|  ...but I'm thinkin' "Dude...out of the MILLIONS of songs ya' want me to quess"?!  But I don't say this.  Instead I say "La la la...diddy la...."      Ya got a lady in your pic.Congrats   | |
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|  ...but I'm thinkin' "Dude...out of the MILLIONS of songs ya' want me to quess"?!  But I don't say this.  Instead I say "La la la...diddy la...."      Ya got a lady in your pic.Congrats     | |
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|  I assume ya'll know the chorus, right?  Help me out here!     | |
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|  Holly!  Help me out here!!!  You know the chorus, right?  C'mon...Mingle chorus....  It's Tuesday dammit!     | |
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        Edited by
        boredinaz06
        on
        Tue 01/26/10 06:13 PM
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| I'd prefer it done by Scar Face, It's nine O' clock on a ****in Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in. There's this dick head sitting next to me, ****ing hispanic and ****, **** you. He says Play me a ****ing melody, not very sure how it goes. But its sad and its sweet and I new it complete, when I didn't have this **** up my nose. | |
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|  That'll work for now.   Now, John at the bar,...well he's a friend of mine, see? ...and, dig this?!....he gets me my drinks for free...     | |
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|  John...he's a funny guy, right?  He's real quick with a joke, and he'll light up yr smoke  , but I know better.  John isn't happy.  I know cuz' he told me.  Guess what he told me?     | |
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      He said "Bill (my name is Bill...) I believe this is killin' me..."  and the smile practically ran from his face.  Yea...it ran. Literally ran from his face, man.      | |
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|  He said "I believe I could be a movie star", right?  But if only he could get outta' that place.   I had to suppress a violent urge to giggle  , see...cuz' EVERY bartender in New York wants to be a movie star, dig!?     | |
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|    O.K., this cat named Paul...claims he's a real-estate novelist.  I'm thinkin' "What the hell is a real-estate novelist?"  Does he write novels about real-estate?  Does he sell real-estate AND write novels?  I'm confused, man.     | |
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|  ...well anyway, he never had time for a wife, dig?  Cuz' real-estate novelists are too busy I guess...       | |
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|    ..and I don't really care what ya' think, O.K.?  Cuz' I'm seein' this song through to the bitter end, man.     | |
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|  Well, Paul, he's talkin' with Davey who's still in the Navy (we call him Navy Davey)...and he'll probably be there for life, man.     | |
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