A man was peacefully sitting in his living room reading the paper, when his wife, FURIOUS, comes in from the kitchen and slams him with a frying pan on the head,
BAM!!!
Damn!!! What the hell's wrong with you????
That's for the little paper I found in your pocket with the name "Marylou" and a number!!!
Honey...Do you remember when I went to the racetrack the other day?...Well, Marylou is the horse I bet on, and the number is how much it paid...
Satisfied, the wife retreated asking him to forgive her a thousand times...
Days later, he was again sitting in the living room when...
BAM!!!!
He gets hit with a pressure cooker this time!!! More scared than addled from the blow, he asks:
WHAT THE.... !!!!!!!
What was it this time?????

YOUR HORSE CALLED!!!

That brought a smile and big laugh for me tonight. Thanks!! I needed that!!

Sad to say-there are probably women that insecure about themselves. :O