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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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For streaking through the neighborhood
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For filing a false police report about a streaker.
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Having too much fun with the Female Police Officer that was conducting his strip search.
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for having the same name as a guy who was a fugitive
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For calling G.Bush to many times on his personal cell phone.
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For thinking a cell phone is a phone inside a jail
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for taking a picture of his dog without the dog's consent
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For stealing my sleep
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for peeing in the bushes
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For stairing at my woo woo when I was peeing in the bushes
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For sounding like a train while peeing in the bushes
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For sounding like a rain while peeing in the bushes
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for not giving the kids ball back
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For driving backwards on a one way street
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for not giving notice before committing a crime
oh this is hilarious 
Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. |
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For not being my friend yet
(((Namaste Amaraii  )))
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for trying to make friends
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For helping me to make friends across the globe
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for asking to be my friend
((Hi,lets be friends and terrorize the world  ))
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for asking to be my friend
((Hi,lets be friends and terrorize the world ))
Hey I'm from Bapu's India.
Love & Peace is my religion 
Terrorism is cowardness.I hate that. |
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