I might as well put my order in too.

height: shorter than me (I'm 6'4")
hair: YES
eyes: YES
mind: intelligent, witty, free thinker
body: not real skinny. Boobs help..
sex drive: adventurous
humor: dark + sarcastic, goofy
heart: open
religion: Christian
spiritual: yes
job: YES

Basically...they need to make me laugh.
Not that it's a hard thing to do...lol.
All other points can be fudged a little.


Because if they do make me laugh...odds are they won't have the traits I find appalling.

Ok....Here it goes..

Height:few inches above or below my range-I am 5'6.
Hair:prefer dark-but am open to all
Eyes:any color
Mind:Must be open and willing to have fun.
Body:alittle athletic-but you don't need a six pack to apply
Sex drive: always ready
Humor: This is probably THE most important,if they have a great sense of humor,and make me laugh repeatedly-I melt.
Heart:always open to the possibilities.
Religion:not important
Spiritual:alittle bit
Job: Required-I have a good work ethic-they need one too.