My sister told me this one, so I thought I'd pass it on.
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Eve's side of the story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" enquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, " But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden .

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, " But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The hen has a rooster and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put that useless tit?

That's pretty funny! So, it wasn't Adam's rib, it was Eve's tit! Why didn't they write it down that way?

Not sure but it explains why my ex always called me a boob.

wish i could find that extra boob just to look at and touch every once in awhile

ssssshhhhhhh............

what?it's not like people don't know what i was thinking

Oh wait! U R OLD ENOUGH!

Not fair, its my joke...