A burglar broke into a house one night
He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
pickup a CD player to put in his sack, a strange, voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you!" He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing
more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked
the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out
so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he again heard,
"Jesus
is watching you!" Freaked out, he shined his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Warning!" the parrot squawked,
"Jesus is watching you
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? What's your name, pretty boy?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
"The kind of people who named
their Rottweiler "Jesus."




"Get Him Jesus"

that was good. I'd like to hear more like it.

how cute is that i wish my bird would finally talk he ALREADY 2

LMAO

an oldie but a goodie.. hehe