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Edited by
SunnyMcleod
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Fri 09/03/10 12:41 PM
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Follow along lovelies
 Dear Skanky Bubbleheaded Teen, Just because you're in heels and booty shorts, and your idiotic parental units allow you to be seen in public looking like a $3 hooker does not mean you are King of the Shi* Pile. In fact, it makes you an easy target for perverts, pricks and paedophiles. So before you leave the house in the morning you should check to make sure all you jiggly bits are tucked in and strapped down or you will continue to flash everyone on the bus every time you giggle at something stupid your equally as skanky friend spouts from her orange tanned face. Sincerely, Sunny P.S. Tell your friend, from me, that she looks like a heroine chic oompa loomba. And even I know that orange people can't wear that shade of pink. Idiot. |
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Do you have one for the punk-*** teenage guys with their pants hangin' off their butt cheeks, too?
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Do you have one for the punk-*** teenage guys with their pants hangin' off their butt cheeks, too? No not yet man, you could write one though Cuz that's the whole point!
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Do you have one for the punk-*** teenage guys with their pants hangin' off their butt cheeks, too? Ahahahahhaa I saw one yesterday and the dude was trying to cross at an intersection and the light was running out...It was hilarious...at teh same time his jeans kept falling down until he finally grabs them in both fists, hikes them up and kinda sloggs as fast as he could through the light! It looked like a penguin with really tacky taste! Ahahahahha you could see everyone in thier cars laughing... 
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Do you have one for the punk-*** teenage guys with their pants hangin' off their butt cheeks, too? Ahahahahhaa I saw one yesterday and the dude was trying to cross at an intersection and the light was running out...It was hilarious...at teh same time his jeans kept falling down until he finally grabs them in both fists, hikes them up and kinda sloggs as fast as he could through the light! It looked like a penguin with really tacky taste! Ahahahahha you could see everyone in thier cars laughing... Surprised he wasn't trying to talk on his cell phone, hold his hat on, and give everyone the finger at the same time! 
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Do you have one for the punk-*** teenage guys with their pants hangin' off their butt cheeks, too? Ahahahahhaa I saw one yesterday and the dude was trying to cross at an intersection and the light was running out...It was hilarious...at teh same time his jeans kept falling down until he finally grabs them in both fists, hikes them up and kinda sloggs as fast as he could through the light! It looked like a penguin with really tacky taste! Ahahahahha you could see everyone in thier cars laughing... Surprised he wasn't trying to talk on his cell phone, hold his hat on, and give everyone the finger at the same time! Thats multi tasking eh! ahahahahha 
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Edited by
shoesmonkey
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Fri 09/03/10 02:22 PM
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Well uhhhhhhh, let's hear it for the 80's when I was coming of age..........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Yeah, I went to the discos and ya know what? I had a great time truth be told. We all have out bad eras I think. Those dumb Azz pants should be so passe by now though don't you think? They are so dense that, they're still not clued in.
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I think its going to be one of those things they cringe about when they are older
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WHY do the want to look "ghetto"?
Never have understood that. |
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Does God have email?
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Dear Fellow Posters,
You really aren't getting the point of my letter thread. These are things I wish I could write out and leave for people. Much like I'm writing this out for you. I am entirely open to your brand of entries and such as I love freedom of speech/writ but please realize there was a specific format I was going for. Also note that I try not to take myself too seriously so I take no offence. I just would appreciate someone getting my whole point here. Sincerely, Sunny P.S.  Silly people, how I cherish you.
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Dear Sunny,
Please accept my humblest apologies for not addressing you in the proper letter format. I will do my best in the future to follow the proper etiquette and formatting rules. Your ever humble servant, Allen PS.  I get it!
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To My Humble Servant;
Allen, thank you for your earnest apology. I appreciate this muchly and forgive your lack of structure up until this point. I feel as though I may be the only one who shall put their rantings into such a formal write up and will accept this in my own time. Until then we will all continue with our evening and see where we end up. Truly, Sunny P.S. Why so serious???
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Rules !! I just always get in trouble when theres rules...this does not bode well for me O-O
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Dear Tool,
I am renaming you douche bag in my phone because tools are useful. Love, Chrissy |
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Follow along lovelies Dear Skanky Bubbleheaded Teen, Just because you're in heels and booty shorts, and your idiotic parental units allow you to be seen in public looking like a $3 hooker does not mean you are King of the Shi* Pile. In fact, it makes you an easy target for perverts, pricks and paedophiles. So before you leave the house in the morning you should check to make sure all you jiggly bits are tucked in and strapped down or you will continue to flash everyone on the bus every time you giggle at something stupid your equally as skanky friend spouts from her orange tanned face. Sincerely, Sunny P.S. Tell your friend, from me, that she looks like a heroine chic oompa loomba. And even I know that orange people can't wear that shade of pink. Idiot. HAHAHA you ARE hilariuos! We breed em young like that in California. I once had a 3rd grader in my group at work, she had acrylics on and I teach marine life education and she refused to put her hand in the water because of her "beautiful nails" I'm like that girl has a one way ticket to slutsville, I predict another 15 yr old pregnancy out of that one. |
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Dear Fellow Posters, You really aren't getting the point of my letter thread. These are things I wish I could write out and leave for people. Much like I'm writing this out for you. I am entirely open to your brand of entries and such as I love freedom of speech/writ but please realize there was a specific format I was going for. Also note that I try not to take myself too seriously so I take no offence. I just would appreciate someone getting my whole point here. Sincerely, Sunny P.S. Silly people, how I cherish you. Why write when you can just tell em to their face. Nice fricken outfit, get some class and cover your ***!!! |
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Dear Boss,
Most of the rest of the work force in this country get to leave half day on the Friday before a holiday weekend EXCEPT US! You're a prick! Sincerely, Row Office Manager |
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Dear plumber guy,
I needed a quote to replace my hot water heater. Just because I have breasts does not make me stupid. Yes, I know how many gallons it is. Yes, I know that it's gas, not electric. Yes, I did research and have an idea of what a reasonable replacement cost is. So how about you take your $1900.00 quote for a "hot water heater", thanks for writing that down btw, and shove it up your ***. Sincerely, Beautiful, intelligent, independent woman. |
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Dear God,
I awoke this morning. Thanks for that. Sincerely, A. Human P.S. Please click "Reply All" before typing your response. |
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