Three of my friends and I had a bet
Who could pick up the first chick
We put on our good colognes
Took our time shaving
Wore clean clothes
We even brushed behind our teeth
I think one of the guys even used a Q-tip
When the rest of used our pinkies
We looked spiffy
They each grab a condom
I say why bother
They think I have no intention of getting laid
Little do they know I have studied Tantra
I can hold my own
Banging one out before we leave to release my Tai
They sit on their condoms at the Club
Huddled up like three homos sipping their cervasas
Contemplating on how to pick up these hunnies
I say guys you are putting too much thought into this
Let me show you how it's done
I walk up to the first little hottie I see and sweep her off her feet
Holding her in my arms I shout
It's this easy!

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