( My uncle told me this joke and he is gay, so I am not a gay-basher or anything )

Three gay men are sitting in a funeral home, having just lost the love of their loves. After a while they start to talk about what they are going to do. They all decided to cremate their loved ones and do something special with the ashes.

The fist guy says " My chuck, he loved to fish. So I am taking his ashes to his favorite lake an spread them out there."

The second guy says " My Daniel, he loved to hike. So I am taking his ashes to his favorite trail and spread them out there."

The lay guy says " My John, he loved having sex. So, I am taking his ashes and putting in in some Chili so he can tear my ass up one last time."