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Its Friday...almost halloween...today we were giving chocolates to our type 2 diabetic patients on hemo and peritoneal dialysis in the clinic....lol....Our doctors dont come on fridays....
dont have any halloween plans/date....how depressing.......Halloween is my fave holiday.. Share your Halloween Jokes please...I got one.... Why cant the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloweenie... Happy Halloween everyone... 
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Hi Rockernurse
What do ghosts drink? Booooooze! |
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Got another one..
Why are skeletons afraid to cross the road? Because they dont have the GUTS |
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body. |
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.  Thanks Torgo
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. Thanks Torgo
Anytime
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What did the skeleton say to the vampire, You suck!!!
 
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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?
To get to the "Body" Shop 
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Why did the ghost go to the strip club?
to see BOO-bies you're welcome  
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What do ghosts do in the bathroom?
They sheet. |
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What do ghosts do in the bathroom? They sheet. Meaning a no 2? he he |
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What do ghosts do in the bathroom? They sheet. Meaning a no 2? he he 
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Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch:) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
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 Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch:) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
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{{{r~n}}}
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A monster with a drip-dry suit is called a Wash-And-Were-Wolf.
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evil.
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{{{r~n}}}
thank you....
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