Topic: Share your Halloween Jokes (Happy Friday)
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Fri 10/29/10 06:45 PM
Its Friday...almost halloween...today we were giving chocolates to our type 2 diabetic patients on hemo and peritoneal dialysis in the clinic....lol....Our doctors dont come on fridays....flowerforyou


dont have any halloween plans/date....how depressing.......Halloween is my fave holiday..

Share your Halloween Jokes please...I got one....

Why cant the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloweenie...

Happy Halloween everyone...:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


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Fri 10/29/10 06:53 PM
Hi Rockernursewaving


What do ghosts drink?



Booooooze!

rockernurse's photo
Fri 10/29/10 07:05 PM
Got another one..

Why are skeletons afraid to cross the road?

Because they dont have the GUTS

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Fri 10/29/10 07:12 PM
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body.

rockernurse's photo
Fri 10/29/10 07:20 PM

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body.



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Thanks Torgo

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Fri 10/29/10 07:22 PM


Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body.



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh Thanks Torgo


Anytimeflowerforyou

thewaterbearer's photo
Fri 10/29/10 08:54 PM
What did the skeleton say to the vampire, You suck!!!laugh slaphead whoa

FireOfThePhoenix's photo
Fri 10/29/10 09:05 PM
Why did the Skeleton cross the road?



To get to the "Body" Shop



:heart:

Jtevans's photo
Sat 10/30/10 01:50 AM
Why did the ghost go to the strip club?






to see BOO-bies




you're welcome glasses smokin

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Sat 10/30/10 12:11 PM
What do ghosts do in the bathroom?


They sheet.

rockernurse's photo
Sat 10/30/10 01:22 PM

What do ghosts do in the bathroom?


They sheet.


Meaning a no 2? he he

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Sat 10/30/10 03:18 PM


What do ghosts do in the bathroom?


They sheet.


Meaning a no 2? he he


:tongue:

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Sat 10/30/10 03:51 PM
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.whoa
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Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch:)
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Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.:tongue:





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Sat 10/30/10 03:57 PM
rofl rofl

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.whoa
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Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch:)
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Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.:tongue:







rofl rofl

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Sat 10/30/10 04:16 PM
{{{r~n}}}:wink: flowerforyou

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Sat 10/30/10 04:23 PM
A monster with a drip-dry suit is called a Wash-And-Were-Wolf.




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Sat 10/30/10 04:45 PM



rockernurse's photo
Sat 10/30/10 06:49 PM







evil.laugh laugh laugh laugh

rockernurse's photo
Sat 10/30/10 06:50 PM

{{{r~n}}}:wink: flowerforyou



thank you....:wink: laugh