Topic: expecting turkey
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Sun 11/21/10 03:34 PM
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible (and blonde)my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick. She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!laugh laugh laugh

newarkjw's photo
Sun 11/21/10 03:38 PM
Yes I love this..........laugh

xbartender's photo
Sun 11/21/10 03:39 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh
love it

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Sun 11/21/10 04:04 PM
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metalwing's photo
Sun 11/21/10 04:09 PM
A great joke!!!!laugh laugh laugh

lil_guidette's photo
Sun 11/21/10 05:04 PM
thats mean:(

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Sun 11/21/10 06:39 PM




That is freakin awesome right theredrinker laugh laugh

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Wed 11/24/10 03:51 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh that's classic! thx 4 sharing!!!laugh laugh drinker laugh laugh drinker

Suzanne20's photo
Wed 11/24/10 08:05 PM
I know someone who did that too! Totally wrong..but funny as heck!

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Sun 11/28/10 06:39 PM
OMG....so mean but so funny!

DTHRomeo's photo
Sun 11/28/10 08:25 PM
That's messed up! ... but so funny! laugh

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Mon 11/29/10 01:52 AM
That is great! Too funny.laugh laugh laugh

Cheer_up's photo
Mon 11/29/10 03:31 PM
but did any eat the little bird? or cornish hen lollllll:)

fireflysgirl's photo
Mon 11/29/10 06:57 PM
thats too funny!