Pope John Paul the 2nd is on his death bed and he asks the nurse for one last wish. He ask her to bring both George W. Bush and D*ck Cheyene before he dies for one last photo op. When George and D*ck hear the last dying wish of one of the most well know and popular world figures they think it would help their popularity in world's view. They go to the Pope with the world press and cammeras poised for the Pope's last words. George Bush asks the ailing pope "Why have you asked us to be by your bedside in your last moments on earth?" The pope replies "In my like I have acted like Jesus as has lived, and like Jesus I will die as He died, between two lying theives!"

haha...good one!

oh man! so true!