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Topic: Open to Interpretation
wux's photo
Fri 01/21/11 06:28 AM
Edited by wux on Fri 01/21/11 06:29 AM

I always wondered why Momma said, "Don't cross the street until the cars go by." We lived in a cultisac.


My momma said, in the voice of Eric's mother in South Park, "Honey, Snugglebumpkinpie, do wait for the cars to come and then cross the street."

FETTS61's photo
Fri 01/21/11 06:29 AM
is our son really mine

oh wait, i asked my x wife that....right after sex


perhaps that made her squirm a bit



perhaps thats why shes an x

wux's photo
Fri 01/21/11 06:34 AM

is our son really mine

oh wait, i asked my x wife that....right after sex


perhaps that made her squirm a bit



perhaps thats why shes an x


Great move... how to make a wife go move in bed during sex.

BTW, I asked this very question from my X, and she said, "of course, honey... he's much more so, too! He's even minor than that."

To prove her marital faithfulness to me, she raised our son to be a miner. He's now the understudy to the centrehalf for the San Francisco 49-ers.

winterblue56's photo
Sat 01/22/11 09:57 PM
Edited by winterblue56 on Sat 01/22/11 09:59 PM
Why is it that when women have had enough...they can stand to take more; and when men have had enough their are through the door?

no photo
Sun 01/23/11 08:03 PM
When someone asks me if I'm single and how long I've been divorced. errrrarghhhhhhhhhhh


I jus dont wanna talk about itgrumble

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