Just wondering if my town is the only one that comes up with ridiculous news stories. Honestly our whole country laughs at us. So what is making news in you town or city, anything different.

Ours on Saturday was a very serious one

We had a man who was hit in the head by a pink Dildo, now how that can make news in our states capital city I have no idea. No wonder we are laughed at.

Thankfully Sundays was a little more serious, Somebody liked our territory so much that had a copy of an iced coffee container tatooed on his back. Yes we have great headlines.

Gotta watch out for those pink dildos, they are dangerous