A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work ****tail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."

FUNNY

VERY good!!!!!

Orlando, Florida - - while waiting in a hotel lobby for a companion traveler to arrive, inside of an hour, 7 women made similar "propositions," to me, each for just $100. For $400 I could enjoy an unlimited 12-hour opportunity. They were all gorgeous, enhanced, shapely and with bright eyes and an obviously clear mind, business perfect if not professional at what they were doing. I was so annoyed that I turned the tables on the last one abit, offering to guarantee her two hours of satisfaction for just $99. She was so taken back, she began mumbling, so I asked why are you doing this? The reply - - her average earnings were $1200 a night with tips. That's $288,000 a year! No wonder its the oldest and one of the most lucrative professions on the planet with no up front investment needed, just flaunt what you've got.

That is one of the funniest jokes I have heard in a long time, thank you for sharing it with us.