Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I've ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' "

"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

good one!! I posted a good but crude on once, i didn't get any response LOL

Yeah, looks the same for me.. Oh well, I tried. ty for your response.

let me tell ya....if a guy ever did that to me..there wouldnt be no ride...I would reach under and grab him by the nuts


but that was funny!!!

OUCH! lol..cant say I could blame you though. :)

fair is fair.....I wouldnt do it unless I was pushed to that point

of course most guys are jerks anyways

but there are still a few good ones out there somewhere

funny joke but yea, that would just be asking to get hurt big time -lol

Yeah, i agree

Okie dokie yall, I got some errands to run today, have a great day all of you.
for the guys
for the ladies

Try to be back on a little later.

Well remember everyone.....this is the joke area. How do you make your wife scream AFTER you have sex with her?..........................................................................wipe off on the curtains!!

lol...one more before I go...



Joe met Suzi in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Suzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Suzi began stroking Joe's manhood.

surprised, Joe comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more? Then Suzi replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."

oh man!! literally!! vomiting

I don't know I think It would just confuse her if she didn't have a sister.

(for second joke) ...Oh my, it's stuff like that that makes me scared to try to meet women sometimes...

LOL