Topic: Happy Birthday, TORGO!
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Thu 04/07/11 09:34 AM


This makes me think: Why do they count the Big Bang as the birth of our universe? I think that date ought to be nine months AFTER the big bang.

But what do I know about inter-galactic gyneacology.


Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started - Wait!
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built the Wall
We built the pyramids
Math, Science, History
Unraveling the mystery
That all started with a big bang.
Bang!

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Thu 04/07/11 09:58 AM
Edited by wux on Thu 04/07/11 10:09 AM

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started - Wait!
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built the Wall
We built the pyramids
Math, Science, History
Unraveling the mystery
That all started with a big bang.
Bang!



A rather pointless poem that pounds a topic already beaten to death

When the explosion occurred,
At the time of the first original sin and virtue,
Time itself embraced space
And matter was the fruit of their marriage.

The youth of time united with fertile matter
And together they defined space,
Their child and goddess.
Blinding white light filled the existence.

Space gave birth to earthy matter,
That shot into all directions
With stupefying speed
Time helped it transform to new from the old.

The threesome revelled in natural laws
Their spinning, swelling and heat
Just kept them in their natural bliss
Which manifests still in tiny creatures.

The tiny creatures: People, goats and amoebae,
Formed on cooled bodies
While the inside of stars and black holes
Were fiercely hot, like singeing love poetry of black hoes.

All along, matter was cooling;
It gave its heat out.
Its energy, in tiny packets,
Went far-far away.

The parts heated up, but lost the heat
To the great beyond
And there was nothing to replace it.
Matter was flattening and thinning.

The system was cold now, beyond revival
The slumbering electrons fell into protons
And the tiny worlds kept tinying
And the thinning created darkness.


Eventually there was nothing left,
But distant, tiny packets of dark space.
The dust and the cold black holes
Went into a deep, slumbering sleep.

Time has no end; its greatest virtue
Is patience. It can outwait anything.
So little surprise that if matter’s
Infinite, like space,

Then the expanding universes would
Collide at the edges.
Cold collisions they are, no loud bang,
No dust, no thunder, no light.

The material of the cold dust and
Forgotten black holes,
Would slowly converge.
And more would join.

Again, big, massive matter-clusters
Would form
And they are cold, still, and quiet.
Not a mouse stirs.

But ha! The photons of long-ago
Expired universes would fall upon
These walnut-size dense universes
And feed each with energy.

How fast did the energy come? Maybe a
Photon a year, maybe none, maybe
Tera-giga-billions a millisecond.
Time’s virtue is patience.

And the matter would move within itself
And it would slowly come to life
And in itself the crucible of love and hate
of hot and cold
of protons and electrons
of positives and negatives
of actions and reactions
Would generate itself.

Protons and electrons, now armed with
Energy, as if with emotions and wants,
Would define the seed.
This seed would get restless, ready to sprout,

It would throw itself apart! It would
Spew a spark, filled with lewd love, with hot hate.
A new birth by maculate conception. The
Original sin-virtue of matter, time and space.

2007 December 31

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Thu 04/07/11 10:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a8MguIMmCI

bigsmile

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Thu 04/07/11 11:39 AM

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Thu 04/07/11 11:46 AM

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Thu 04/07/11 12:02 PM
this is obviously suppose to say am instead of pm.
moderators;
fix that error.
something's wrong with your site.
this is the only happy birthday that really counts.
you can thank my ocd for that.
(:
happyyyyyyyyy birthday torgo.
bananas shall be falling from the sky soon.
I'm catapulting them to you.

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Thu 04/07/11 12:06 PM

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Thu 04/07/11 12:08 PM

this is obviously suppose to say am instead of pm.
moderators;
fix that error.
something's wrong with your site.
this is the only happy birthday that really counts.
you can thank my ocd for that.
(:
happyyyyyyyyy birthday torgo.
bananas shall be falling from the sky soon.
I'm catapulting them to you.


I would like it if you could please catapult an amount of the converse to a banana to me on my birthday, to rain on me from the skies.

I can't actually name the thing, it'd be too rude. Starts with a c that sounds like a k. Four letters, and surprise, it's a four letter word in all aspects.

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Thu 04/07/11 12:10 PM
Where do you get these pictures from, Red?

My only potential and appropriate b-day present would be a record, "Brain Salad Surgery", by Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

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Thu 04/07/11 12:14 PM

Where do you get these pictures from, Red?


Google. :)

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Thu 04/07/11 12:19 PM

this is obviously suppose to say am instead of pm.
moderators;
fix that error.
something's wrong with your site.
this is the only happy birthday that really counts.
you can thank my ocd for that.
(:
happyyyyyyyyy birthday torgo.
bananas shall be falling from the sky soon.
I'm catapulting them to you.


Thanks, B!happy Somewhere in the world it was 12:02AM:smile:

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Thu 04/07/11 12:20 PM
Happy Birthday Torgo

Sorry I'm late drinker

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Thu 04/07/11 12:31 PM

Happy Birthday Torgo

Sorry I'm late drinker


Nope, you're right on time! Today's me B-day!

Thanks, Romeo!!drinker

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Thu 04/07/11 12:34 PM


Happy Birthday Torgo

Sorry I'm late drinker


Nope, you're right on time! Today's me B-day!

Thanks, Romeo!!drinker


Cool! good timing then!

Enjoy your day Bro!drinker

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Thu 04/07/11 12:37 PM

Thanks, B!happy Somewhere in the world it was 12:02AM:smile:


good point.
you're welcome.
:D

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Thu 04/07/11 12:38 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!


Love Tammy

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Thu 04/07/11 12:42 PM
Heeeey, welcome back, Tammy. :)

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Thu 04/07/11 12:43 PM
Edited by red_lace on Thu 04/07/11 12:44 PM

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Thu 04/07/11 12:55 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!


Love Tammy


Thanks, Tammy!!!!

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Thu 04/07/11 12:55 PM



Happy Birthday Torgo

Sorry I'm late drinker


Nope, you're right on time! Today's me B-day!

Thanks, Romeo!!drinker


Cool! good timing then!

Enjoy your day Bro!drinker


I am!drinker